About the Roaster:*

• I like Jalapeno Cheetos, but I’m cutting out dairy so I can’t eat them at the moment.

• I wrote Dragonball Z fan fiction 21 years ago.

  • *Proceeds to scream about how that was 21 years ago.*

  • Her office manager was 4 at the time.

• I write “primo” Star Wars fan fiction now.

• I also wrote some Gundam Wing fan fiction.

• I read my own, older Naruto fanfiction that still holds up now.

• I almost ripped off one of my toenails one time.

  • It's never grown back the same.

• I set myself on fire once.

• I can’t feel half my face.

• I like boiled peanuts.

• I took off all my clothes to get a crown.

  • I made the people judging me cry.​

• I HATE BEETS

  • I HATE THEM SO MUCH

    • I BASICALLY QUARANTINE MY BEETS FROM THE REST OF MY FOOD

      • I HAAAAAAATE THEM

• I love all other veggies.

  • I love broccoli.

  • I love brussel sprouts.

    • That’s how come I’m 6’3”.

    • Plus I ate my Wheaties.

    • And my twin in the womb.

    • Also, coffee definitely does not stunt your growth.

*When asked to describe herself, this is what Barrie listed off to her Office Manager.