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GO TEAM CFVY!!!!This is an espresso roast to beat the snot out of all other espresso roasts. This espresso roast can beat up your dad. This espresso roast once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. This espresso roast got backstage at a Bon Jovi concert and was so bad ass they asked it to do the speaking part in the beginning of “Living on a Prayer,” but sadly it had to decline, because it can’t talk. But, if it could talk, it would sound like Vin Diesel.Brazilian, smooth, chocolatey and dark. This espresso laughs in the face of danger... and blonde roasts. This roast has a personal vendetta against blonde roasts. I tried to talk to it to get it to come around, but it’s adamant that it hates blonde roasts. Real touchy subject... I think it was bitten as a child.


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